Catholic Pick-Up Lines

In the same vein as all of my Catholic nerdisms, here are some pick-up lines I came across on beliefnet.

Top Ten Conservative Catholic Pickup Lines

10. May I offer you a light for that votive candle?

9. Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute we're having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or homeSCHOOLing?

8. Sorry, but I couldn't help notice how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.

7. What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?

6. You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common!

5. Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.

4. I bet I can guess your confirmation name.

3. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.

2. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?

1. Confess here often?



I also found a couple more elsewhere... enjoy!


May I sit down? I was admiring your Chest-erton. Have you also read Orthodoxy?

I have a vocation to the married life. Can you help me out?

My Guardian Angel thinks you're cute.

My Sacred Heart statue started beating faster when I saw you.

Ah, so you're what happened to my missing rib.

I would like to study the Theology of your body.

Hi. I need somebody to do a Novena with. (Nine dates guaranteed!)

Can I carry your missal for you?

Come to my parish on Sunday. You can see me in a tunicle. *wink*